michaxl:

oomshi:

*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*

*finger slides to the d*

illea:

i called my grandpa to wish him a happy 69th birthday and he said, “I skipped straight to 70. I don’t do 69 anymore, I’m too old to bend that way” and started laughing hysterically

grandpa

humorcat:

darrynek:

the nominees are

• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio
• leonardo dicaprio

and the winner is *opens envelope*

• adele

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

i-have-been-johnlocked:

inspector-pervert:

vintagebiatchh:

who needs to brush the cat,when you can just cat the brush 

its been a stressful day hasn’t it. here watch a cat being helpful

CAT THE BRUSH

pizzaforpresident:

kris003:

yungracuntxel:

420puffsforpresident:

One of you made Kim Kardashian cry

“we’ve done our job” - Tumblr Community

the interwebs won!!!!

Shut up I wasn’t posting this to be funny. We didn’t win anything. You bullied someone. She might be famous but she still has feelings and your blind rudeness has obviously really hurt her. How can tumblr claim to be so against bullying and for positive body image when we still pull this shit. The things you say online have real life consequences, don’t assume that just because someone’s famous they won’t see your nasty jokes.

Tumblr so far in 2013

captainmurrca:

cathyupan:

toodledoot:

sabrielandorangejuice:

john-riddell-big-game-hunter:

i-like-past-you:

thefourteenthdoctor:

thefourteenthdoctor:

thefourteenthdoctor:

• Fluffy chicken
• Harlem Shake
• American man [weird event]
• Using Google searches to replace lines of songs

• Bee Movie
• Patrick

• The colour of the sky
• Okay Cool

•  Tumblr was down for 3 hours

• ┓┏ 凵 =╱⊿┌┬┐

Mishapocalypse

• Hannibal

•Bitch I might be
•Swiggity swag
•Do he got a booty? He doooooooo

Peter Pan

dr3amingofdisn3y:

It’s amazing they animated so well that they actually had to make it worse.

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

“Well, when I was nine years old Star Trek came on,” Goldberg says. “I looked at it and I went screaming through the house, ‘Come here, mum, everybody, come quick, come quick, there’s a black lady on television and she ain’t no maid!’ I knew right then and there I could be anything I wanted to be.”

This is part of the reason Star Trek is important.

This is part of the reason Cumberbatch’s casting is such a huge deal.

onedirectionfangirlproblems:

usa gets silver:

russia gets silver:

chinese get silver:

british get bronze:

imokwiththis:

torgue:

if you’re ever sad think of the anatomy in the xxxHolic anime